
// You might think that building a refreshable 'random link' feature from scratch
// would be straightforward enough with a bit of HTML and JavaScript ?
// And indeed it is - once you've figured out the perverse and twisted
// halfbaked meta-logic that the originators of the two languages chose to adopt.
// Trivial ? oh yeah ? Why don't you try it then ? Meh !
   


var randomlinks=new Array() ;
var randomtitle=new Array() ;

var already_used=new Array() ;

var big_url = "http://www.reallymagazine.com" ;


// ***************************************************
// this new section goes from down to up to avoid scrolling issues . . .


randomlinks[153]="/month_archive_73.htm#04DEC09" ;
randomtitle[153]="Neck-resting in Philadelphia    " ;

randomlinks[152]="/month_archive_73.htm#07DEC09" ;
randomtitle[152]="Motions : emotions : doors    " ;

randomlinks[151]="/month_archive_73.htm#16DEC09" ;
randomtitle[151]="The Screw-in Coffin     " ;

randomlinks[150]="/month_archive_73.htm#17DEC09" ;
randomtitle[150]="Highbrow highnotes     " ;

randomlinks[149]="/month_archive_73.htm#22DEC09L" ;
randomtitle[149]="Navel research in Helsinki     " ;

randomlinks[148]="/month_archive_73.htm#28DEC09L" ;
randomtitle[148]="Precisely(ish)    " ;

randomlinks[147]="/month_archive_72.htm#02NOV09" ;
randomtitle[147]="More on Vagueness.   " ;


randomlinks[146]="/month_archive_72.htm#09NOV09" ;
randomtitle[146]="Positioning Colloquialisms in Australia    " ;


randomlinks[145]="/month_archive_72.htm#16NOV09     " ;
randomtitle[145]="Jetztzeit of the Eintagswesen    " ;


randomlinks[144]="/month_archive_72.htm#25NOV09     " ;
randomtitle[144]="Putting Inutility to Work   " ;


randomlinks[143]="/month_archive_71.htm#06OCT09     " ;
randomtitle[143]="Furthering understanding of HAO    " ;

randomlinks[142]="/month_archive_71.htm#26OCT09     " ;
randomtitle[142]="Sejant Quotidian Quiescences    " ;

randomlinks[141]="/month_archive_71.htm#30OCT09     " ;
randomtitle[141]="Study profiles academic profiles    " ;

randomlinks[140]="/month_archive_69.htm#17AUG09      " ;
randomtitle[140]="Cow Side Study    " ;


randomlinks[139]="/month_archive_69.htm#18AUG09      " ;
randomtitle[139]="All the world’s a stage ( revisited ) . . .     " ;

randomlinks[138]="/month_archive_69.htm#07AUG09       " ;
randomtitle[138]="  Dance | Dense | Dunce     " ;

randomlinks[137]="/month_archive_68.htm#31JUL09       " ;
randomtitle[137]="  Chin size and the GHTM     " ;


randomlinks[136]="/month_archive_68.htm#08JUL09       " ;
randomtitle[136]="  T in Montreal     " ;

randomlinks[135]="/month_archive_68.htm#13JUL09       " ;
randomtitle[135]="  Talking and eating :   ( a methodical organization )     " ;

randomlinks[134]="/month_archive_68.htm#16JUL09       " ;
randomtitle[134]="  Spacings in Prague     " ;

randomlinks[133]="/month_archive_68.htm#24JUL09       " ;
randomtitle[133]="  Canine responses to momentary distal pointing gestures in humans ( updated )     " ;


randomlinks[132]="/month_archive_68.htm#30JUL09       " ;
randomtitle[132]="  Chaff : ‘Hmm. I don't know anything about that concept.’     " ;


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randomlinks[0]="/month_archive_67.htm#18JUN09      " ;
randomtitle[0]="  Perceptions in California                 " ;

randomlinks[1]="/month_archive_67.htm#04JUN09      " ;
randomtitle[1]="  Raising questions                         " ;

randomlinks[2]="/month_archive_66.htm#20MAY09       " ;
randomtitle[2]="  Enigmatic phatics                          " ;

randomlinks[3]="/month_archive_66.htm#16MAY09       " ;
randomtitle[3]="  Book of the month                         " ;

randomlinks[4]="/month_archive_65.htm#11APR09       " ;
randomtitle[4]="  Leg-lift-angles in Covent Garden                         " ;

randomlinks[5]="/month_archive_65.htm#06APR09       " ;
randomtitle[5]="  Retail Geography in Prague                        " ;

randomlinks[6]="/month_archive_64.htm#25MAR09       " ;
randomtitle[6]="  Masticatory Substances ( Synthetic )                          " ;

randomlinks[7]="/month_archive_64.htm#24MAR09M       " ;
randomtitle[7]="  Paper of the week.                         " ;

randomlinks[8]="/month_archive_64.htm#13MAR09       " ;
randomtitle[8]="  Towards new perspectives on embrainment                         " ;

randomlinks[9]="/month_archive_64.htm#06MAR09L      " ;
randomtitle[9]="  Financial Astrology in Nottingham ( Malaysia )                        " ;

randomlinks[10]="/month_archive_63.htm#24FEB09       " ;
randomtitle[10]="  At last !                        " ;

randomlinks[11]="/month_archive_63.htm#19FEB09L       " ;
randomtitle[11]="  Research paper de la jour                        " ;

randomlinks[12]="/month_archive_63.htm#09FEB09       " ;
randomtitle[12]="  Patent of the year                         " ;

randomlinks[13]="/month_archive_62.htm#28JAN09       " ;
randomtitle[13]="  #24333-21/B1 ( a.k.a. Buttercup )                         " ;

randomlinks[14]="/month_archive_62.htm#21JAN09       " ;
randomtitle[14]="  Exciting Fruit                         " ;

randomlinks[15]="/month_archive_62.htm#15JAN09      " ;
randomtitle[15]="  Confoundingly interesting                         " ;

randomlinks[16]="/month_archive_62.htm#06JAN09       " ;
randomtitle[16]="  Downhill in Michigan                         " ;

randomlinks[17]="/month_archive_62.htm#05JAN09       " ;
randomtitle[17]="  Inconsequentialities                         " ;

randomlinks[18]="/month_archive_61.htm#27DEC08       " ;
randomtitle[18]="  The ' itness ' of ' avatarity '                         " ;

randomlinks[19]="/month_archive_61.htm#22DEC08F       " ;
randomtitle[19]="  Puzzling headline of the day . . .                        " ;

randomlinks[20]="/month_archive_45.htm#18AUG07       " ;
randomtitle[20]="  Heightening revisit intentions                        " ;

randomlinks[21]="/month_archive_61.htm#22DEC08       " ;
randomtitle[21]="  Metalinguistic Raspberries in Washington                         " ;

randomlinks[22]="/month_archive_61.htm#10DEC08       " ;
randomtitle[22]="  That's 1 ' f ' and 2 ' s's                         " ;

randomlinks[23]="/month_archive_61.htm#09DEC08       " ;
randomtitle[23]="  Image of the day                         " ;

randomlinks[24]="/month_archive_61.htm#08DEC08       " ;
randomtitle[24]="  Clearcut lowcut                         " ;

randomlinks[25]="/month_archive_60.htm#26NOV08L       " ;
randomtitle[25]="  Pausing                         for thought                        " ;

randomlinks[26]="/month_archive_59.htm#30OCT08       " ;
randomtitle[26]="  Scholarisation - and the antidote                         " ;

randomlinks[27]="/month_archive_59.htm#28OCT08       " ;
randomtitle[27]="  Benoît Mandelbrot meets Musa cavendish                         " ;

randomlinks[28]="/month_archive_59.htm#22OCT08       " ;
randomtitle[28]="  Colourful accounting                         " ;

randomlinks[29]="/month_archive_59.htm#17OCT08L       " ;
randomtitle[29]="  Perhaps it's worth noting . . .                         " ;

randomlinks[30]="/month_archive_59.htm#10OCT08       " ;
randomtitle[30]="  Lekking on the top floor                         " ;

randomlinks[31]="/month_archive_59.htm#08OCT08       " ;
randomtitle[31]="  Why do gamblers gamble ?                         " ;

randomlinks[32]="/month_archive_59.htm#03OCT08       " ;
randomtitle[32]="  Auto Amnesia in Organisations ( the benefits )                        " ;

randomlinks[33]="/month_archive_56.htm#03JUL08       " ;
randomtitle[33]="  Anydays                         " ;

randomlinks[34]="/month_archive_56.htm#02JUL08       " ;
randomtitle[34]="  Determining Determination                         " ;

randomlinks[35]="/month_archive_55.htm#27JUN08       " ;
randomtitle[35]="  How high and why                        " ;

randomlinks[36]="/month_archive_55.htm#10JUN08       " ;
randomtitle[36]="  Myopia up the market                         " ;

randomlinks[37]="/month_archive_55.htm#06JUN08       " ;
randomtitle[37]="  Monumental problems and solutions                        " ;

randomlinks[38]="/month_archive_55.htm#04JUN08       " ;
randomtitle[38]="  The Stuff * that surrounds us                         " ;

randomlinks[39]="/month_archive_54.htm#30MAY08L       " ;
randomtitle[39]="  Golf : A Game of Life and Death ?                         " ;

randomlinks[40]="/month_archive_54.htm#29MAY08       " ;
randomtitle[40]="  Wanting research                         " ;


randomlinks[41]="/month_archive_54.htm#02MAY08       " ;
randomtitle[41]="  Celebrity Burnout : the Math(s)                         " ;


randomlinks[42]="/month_archive_53.htm#29APR08L       " ;
randomtitle[42]="  Bubbles On The Couch.                         " ;


randomlinks[43]="/month_archive_53.htm#11APR08       " ;
randomtitle[43]="  Towards furthering assertorics and F-ness                       " ;


randomlinks[44]="/month_archive_53.htm#10APR08       " ;
randomtitle[44]="  Regions of Attractiveness                        " ;


randomlinks[45]="/month_archive_53.htm#05APR08       " ;
randomtitle[45]="  Waterside properties – the ups and downs.                         " ;


randomlinks[46]="/month_archive_53.htm#01APR08       " ;
randomtitle[46]="  Geoglyphic Ideograms in Southern Britain                       " ;


randomlinks[47]="/month_archive_52.htm#21MAR08       " ;
randomtitle[47]="  Conducting research                        " ;


randomlinks[48]="/month_archive_52.htm#11MAR08       " ;
randomtitle[48]="  Blue Sky Research encounters Lickable Wallpaper                        " ;


randomlinks[49]="/month_archive_51.htm#26FEB08       " ;
randomtitle[49]="  Hairpins in Southampton                         " ;


randomlinks[50]="/month_archive_47.htm#11OCT07       " ;
randomtitle[50]="  Being there                     " ;

randomlinks[51]="/month_archive_49.htm#18DEC07       " ;
randomtitle[51]="  Was Sgt. Pepper  lonely ?                       " ;

randomlinks[52]="/month_archive_49.htm#07DEC07       " ;
randomtitle[52]="  The territoriality of park benches re-appraised using ANT                       " ;

randomlinks[53]="/month_archive_48.htm#27NOV07       " ;
randomtitle[53]="  TV hermeneutics in Colorado.                       " ;

randomlinks[54]="/month_archive_48.htm#08NOV07       " ;
randomtitle[54]="  Gerbils in New Orleans.                       " ;

randomlinks[55]="/month_archive_47.htm#22OCT07       " ;
randomtitle[55]="  Consumerism -  Bluff City                       " ;

randomlinks[56]="/month_archive_47.htm#16OCT07       " ;
randomtitle[56]="  EU-phemisms                        " ;

randomlinks[57]="/month_archive_47.htm#13OCT07      " ;
randomtitle[57]="  Lord of the Boardroom.                       " ;

randomlinks[58]="/month_archive_46.htm#15SEP07      " ;
randomtitle[58]="  Tangle angle largely unravelled                        " ;

randomlinks[59]="/month_archive_46.htm#04SEP07L       " ;
randomtitle[59]="  Assisting the successful sculptural aggregation of crystalline precipitants.                        " ;

randomlinks[60]="/month_archive_45.htm#09AUG07       " ;
randomtitle[60]="  The Kaizen of Screwdrivers                       " ;

randomlinks[61]="/month_archive_45.htm#04AUG07       " ;
randomtitle[61]="  I can’t believe it’s not counterintuitive                        " ;

randomlinks[62]="/month_archive_45.htm#02AUG07       " ;
randomtitle[62]="  Hand to mouth and vice versa                      " ;

randomlinks[63]="/month_archive_44.htm#31JUL07       " ;
randomtitle[63]="  Pluractional Adverbials one after the other                       " ;

randomlinks[64]="/month_archive_44.htm#24JUL07       " ;
randomtitle[64]="  Cathartics and HMM                        " ;

randomlinks[65]="/month_archive_44.htm#21JUL07       " ;
randomtitle[65]="  Serving suggestions                       " ;

randomlinks[66]="/month_archive_44.htm#17JUL07L       " ;
randomtitle[66]="  Research paper of the week.                       " ;

randomlinks[67]="/month_archive_44.htm#03JUL07L       " ;
randomtitle[67]="  Looking forward                       " ;

randomlinks[68]="/month_archive_43.htm#20JUN07       " ;
randomtitle[68]="  Anti-terrism software for cheese-makers and others                        " ;

randomlinks[69]="/month_archive_43.htm#02JUN07       " ;
randomtitle[69]="  Variable polyadicities in Paris                      " ;

randomlinks[70]="/month_archive_42.htm#20APR07       " ;
randomtitle[70]="  Elucidating Conceptual Twilights                        " ;


randomlinks[71]="/month_archive_42.htm#16APR07L       " ;
randomtitle[71]="  mmmm . . .                        " ;

randomlinks[72]="/month_archive_42.htm#02APR07       " ;
randomtitle[72]="  Still jam tomorrow                        " ;

randomlinks[73]="/month_archive_41.htm#30MAR07       " ;
randomtitle[73]="  Canine caudal conundrum                      " ;

randomlinks[74]="/month_archive_41.htm#27MAR07       " ;
randomtitle[74]="  Real-World psychology in action                       " ;

randomlinks[75]="/month_archive_41.htm#10MAR07       " ;
randomtitle[75]="  Running in circles                      " ;

randomlinks[76]="/month_archive_41.htm#08MAR07       " ;
randomtitle[76]="  Spoilt for choice                        " ;

randomlinks[77]="/month_archive_40.htm#23FEB07       " ;
randomtitle[77]="  Garden Bowls ( the rigours of )                       " ;

randomlinks[78]="/month_archive_39.htm#29JAN07L       " ;
randomtitle[78]="  [ put title here ]                        " ;

randomlinks[79]="/month_archive_39.htm#05JAN07       " ;
randomtitle[79]="  This time last year :                      " ;

randomlinks[80]="/month_archive_38.htm#13DEC06       " ;
randomtitle[80]="  Quiz of the day :                        " ;


randomlinks[81]="/month_archive_38.htm#05DEC06       " ;
randomtitle[81]="  The Hotel Lobby and its pertinence to disinterestedness                        " ;

randomlinks[82]="/month_archive_38.htm#02DEC06       " ;
randomtitle[82]="  Vital ultrasonic levitation research.                       " ;

randomlinks[83]="/month_archive_35.htm#28SEP06       " ;
randomtitle[83]="  More on the Offset Hypothesis.                       " ;

randomlinks[84]="/month_archive_35.htm#23SEP06       " ;
randomtitle[84]="  ! (exclamation mark)                      " ;

randomlinks[85]="/month_archive_34.htm#26AUG06       " ;
randomtitle[85]="  Nuclear waste problem could be (dis)solved ( thanks to Madonna )                        " ;

randomlinks[86]="/month_archive_34.htm#07AUG06       " ;
randomtitle[86]="  F- ness unravelled                        " ;

randomlinks[87]="/month_archive_33.htm#26JUL06       " ;
randomtitle[87]="  What shape is a pebble ?                        " ;

randomlinks[88]="/month_archive_33.htm#01JUL06       " ;
randomtitle[88]="  Weighty subjects                        " ;

randomlinks[89]="/month_archive_32.htm#02JUN06       " ;
randomtitle[89]="  C.W.V.s                        " ;

randomlinks[90]="/month_archive_30.htm#26APR06L       " ;
randomtitle[90]="  Concerned about N-waste ?                       " ;


randomlinks[91]="/month_archive_30.htm#24APR06       " ;
randomtitle[91]="  . . . . . . . to change a lightbulb ?                       " ;

randomlinks[92]="/month_archive_30.htm#18APR06L       " ;
randomtitle[92]="  Therapeutic recordings                       " ;

randomlinks[93]="/month_archive_30.htm#01APR06       " ;
randomtitle[93]="  A novel multi-modal haptic interaction system using a chicken.                      " ;

randomlinks[94]="/month_archive_28.htm#22FEB06       " ;
randomtitle[94]="  The C.H.O.* is a clown.                      " ;

randomlinks[95]="/month_archive_28.htm#16FEB06L       " ;
randomtitle[95]="  Really Magazine ' Space Elevator ' project launched.                      " ;

randomlinks[96]="/month_archive_28.htm#06FEB06L       " ;
randomtitle[96]="  No caption worthy                     " ;

randomlinks[97]="/month_archive_26.htm#27DEC05       " ;
randomtitle[97]="  Holes revealed in Liverpool.                       " ;

randomlinks[98]="/month_archive_25.htm       " ;
randomtitle[98]="  Patent of the millennium.                      " ;

randomlinks[99]="/month_archive_24.htm#29OCT05       " ;
randomtitle[99]="  Ridding in Sheffield.  " ;


randomlinks[100]="/month_archive_22.htm#27AUG05       " ;
randomtitle[100]="  In the clouds.                                           " ;

randomlinks[101]="/month_archive_22.htm#16AUG05       " ;
randomtitle[101]="  All right, all right, don’t get carried away . . .                       " ;

randomlinks[102]="/month_archive_21.htm#28JULY05       " ;
randomtitle[102]="  “ S'pose a Nash equilibrium is out the question ? ”                      " ;

randomlinks[103]="/month_archive_21.htm#23JULY05       " ;
randomtitle[103]="  Why 3 ?                      " ;

randomlinks[104]="/month_archive_19.htm#16MAY05       " ;
randomtitle[104]="  Not In My BackYard                      " ;

randomlinks[105]="/month_archive_18.htm# 29APR05       " ;
randomtitle[105]="  BS – two new in-depth investigations.                       " ;

randomlinks[106]="/month_archive_18.htm#04APR05       " ;
randomtitle[106]="  April the 1st has long gone                       " ;

randomlinks[107]="/month_archive_17.htm#21MAR05       " ;
randomtitle[107]="  Common sense - MIT style . . .                      " ;







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randomtitle[108]="  Garment device convertible to one or more facemasks                      " ;

randomlinks[109]="/patents_HIP.htm#007       " ;
randomtitle[109]="  Toaster with removable imaging plates                      " ;

randomlinks[110]="/patents_HIP.htm#011       " ;
randomtitle[110]="  Aqua-terra planetary transport system and development pneumatic and electro-magnetic underwater tube-link transportation system                       " ;



randomlinks[111]="/patents_HIP.htm#009       " ;
randomtitle[111]="  Garment device convertible to one or more facemasks     " ;

randomlinks[112]="/patents_HIP.htm#003      " ;
randomtitle[112]="  Facial hair trimmings catcher     " ;

randomlinks[113]="/patents_HIP.htm#020       " ;
randomtitle[113]="  Chewable top for a wiring instrument    " ;

randomlinks[114]="/patents_HIP.htm#005      " ;
randomtitle[114]="  Apparatus for shifting weight from a runner to a wheeled frame     " ;

randomlinks[115]="/patents_HIP.htm#006       " ;
randomtitle[115]="  Garment with pet carrying pouch     " ;

randomlinks[116]="/patents_HIP.htm#023       " ;
randomtitle[116]="  Swimming Exercise Device     " ;

randomlinks[117]="/patents_HIP.htm#001       " ;
randomtitle[117]="  Target built into a toilet or urinal     " ;

randomlinks[118]="/patents_HIP.htm#004       " ;
randomtitle[118]="  K-9 rappel harness system     " ;

randomlinks[119]="/patents_HIP.htm#008       " ;
randomtitle[119]="  Apparatus and method for waterproofing game birds     " ;

randomlinks[120]="/patents_HIP.htm#010       " ;
randomtitle[120]="  Manually suctioned pressure-induced breast enhancement device and method     " ;

randomlinks[121]="/patents_HIP.htm#012       " ;
randomtitle[121]="  Beach blanket     " ;

randomlinks[122]="/patents_HIP.htm#013       " ;
randomtitle[122]="  Portable ladder for mounting a horse     " ;

randomlinks[123]="/patents_HIP.htm#014       " ;
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randomlinks[124]="/patents_HIP.htm#002       " ;
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randomlinks[125]="/patents_HIP.htm#015       " ;
randomtitle[125]="  Man overboard retrieval device     " ;

randomlinks[126]="/patents_HIP.htm#016       " ;
randomtitle[126]="  Inflatable humanoid forms     " ;

randomlinks[127]="/patents_HIP.htm#017       " ;
randomtitle[127]="  Space vehicle propelled by the pressure of inflationary vacuum state     " ;

randomlinks[128]="/patents_HIP.htm#018       " ;
randomtitle[128]="  Smart balloons     " ;


randomlinks[129]="/patents_HIP.htm#021       " ;
randomtitle[129]="  Garments having an inside out appearance     " ;


randomlinks[130]="/patents_HIP.htm#019       " ;
randomtitle[130]="  Anti hijacking system     " ;


randomlinks[131]="/patents_HIP.htm#022       " ;
randomtitle[131]="  Tortoise bathing facility     " ;








// ***************************************************


function mg_randomlink()

{
	
		for (luckydip=0;luckydip<=randomlinks.length;luckydip++)

		{
		
 		i = [Math.floor(Math.random()*randomlinks.length)] ;

		if (already_used[i]!=1) 
					
    			{
    			break;
			// i.e. do not bother to re-calculate the random number
			// if it's not already been used
    			}
 
		}

already_used[i]=1 ; // set the 'been used' flag

//the_random_link = "<a href= '"+randomlinks[i]+"' target='_blank'>"+randomtitle[i]+"</a>" ;



  the_random_link = "<a href= '" +big_url+randomlinks[i]+"' target='_blank'>"+randomtitle[i]+"</a>" ;


document.getElementById('newlink').innerHTML = the_random_link;

}







