Strangelets in Geneva
As Albert Einstein famously put it :
“ If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research,
would it ? “
He would probably have been looking forward to the switch-on of the Large
Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN later this year.
The data which the particle accelerator will produce are of course unknown
- otherwise there would be little point in building it. Some of the results
can be predicted though – according to current understanding of the
physics involved – with varying levels of accuracy.
One of the possible outcomes is the production of ‘ strangelets ‘ – a
hypothetical form of matter that contains roughly equal numbers of up, down,
and strange quarks. Unfortunately, such a particle-grouping could ( again
according to theory ) begin a runaway nuclear fusion process which would
engulf the LHC, then CERN, then Switzerland, France, then the whole of Europe
and eventually the entire planet.
Although the odds of such an occurrence are very remote ( about a one in
fifty million chance according to Sir
Martin Rees, the UK Astronomer Royal ) the stakes are
admittedly rather high.
Too high for Dr. Wagner, a Hawaiian resident who filed a court
injunction against the LHC's startup earlier this month
The odds against the legal action stopping the switch-on are about as remote
as the production of strangelets though - as there’s no international
agreement which would force CERN to abide by the court’s ruling.
New York Times story here
Dr. Wagner’s website here :
[ Editor's note : Let’s hope the risk-predictions are more accurate
than the projected cost of the LHC – which was underestimated by roughly
a factor of 5 . Ed. ] 31 MAR 08
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Link of the day
For those interested in philosophical and religious ' isms '
here is a free web-based
guide - there
are currently 210 listed.
Note : The list does not include art-based isms ( or wasms )
28 MAR 08
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A mushroom dip into the archives.
Featuring : Mushroom Purchase Triggers.
A 2004 study from Saint Joseph's University in Philadelphia asked the question
- What triggers might persuade a consumer to purchase mushrooms ?
Perhaps on-packet-messages ? such as -
• Fresh mushrooms are a healthy food.
• Mushrooms are the low fat “other” white meat.
•
Mushrooms are the man’s way of occasionally going vegetarian.
The study was conducted in the form of a 5-Cell Sequential Monadic Test involving nearly 1500 participants across the US.
And came to the following conclusions :
“ There are no simple conclusions that can be drawn from such a comprehensive
research study. “
However, at least one sales-enhancing pointer did show up in the analysis
:
“ Something on the product is better than nothing (
or just the company name ). “
Read the study here
27 MAR 08 ( late )
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“ I’m on the kerb
. . . “
A plethora of scientific studies have proved that the average human can’t
carry on a cellphone call and safely drive a car at the same time.
So much so that many countries have now outlawed the use of mobiles whilst
driving.
But what about pedestrians ?
Can they talk on a mobile and cross the road at the same time ?
Safely ?
No, probably not, according to new research recently published in the journal
of Accident Analysis & Prevention .
Experimenters asked 131 pedestrians ( students ) to cross an intersection
whilst chatting ( to the experimenters ) on a mobile phone.
“ What did you have for breakfast ? ”
“ What did you have for lunch? ”
“ That's interesting. I had a hamburger, fries and a soda.”
etc etc etc
48% ‘ exhibited unsafe behaviour ’ e.g. walking in front of
an approaching car.
( for the control group, without phones, it was just 16 % )
Read the report here
:
Note : No students were harmed during the course of this experiment.
27 MAR 08
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1337 Digits in Valencia
For readers who haven’t come across the concept of Leet (
written 31337, 1337, L337, 1337r0z, 13370rz, and l33t ), here’s the
relevant Wikipedia page.
Although its use has become widespread since its origins in the 1980’s
it has been the subject of very little formal scientific investigation – until
now.
A new study, entitled ‘ R34D1NG W0RD5 W1TH NUMB3R5 ‘ has
just been published in the latest edition of the journal Experimental Psychology
The researchers investigated the idea that :
NUMB3R5 C4N B3 U53D 4S L3TT3R5 1N 4 S3N73NC3, 4ND TH3 R35ULT1NG S3NT3NC3
C4N B3 R34D W1TH0UT GR34T 3FF0RT.
Results :
“ The results of the present experiments are clear-cut: When embedded
in words, leet digits are encoded in a letter-like manner. “
The research paper is ‘ subscribers only ‘ but 2311¥ /\/\46421|\|3 has
tracked down a copy here
25 MAR 08
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EI in Regent’s Park
If you are :
An organizational development professional
An executive coach
A training and development professional
A human resource professional
A career counselor
A researcher
Or a student
and you have £1,495 to spare, you could enrol for a two-day MSCEIT
Certification Workshop at the London School of Business, May
19-20 2008
“ London Business School develops successful leaders throughout the
world who use our breakthrough insights to change fundamentally the way business
is done. “
Notes :
• For readers who aren’t familiar with the MSCEIT test,
it’s the Mayer, Salovey, Caruso Emotional Intelligence Test , details
here : • And for readers who aren’t familiar with Emotional
Intelligence (EI),
details here :
• Bear in mind though that as yet there’s no agreed definition of what ‘ intelligence ‘ is,
and unfortunately, no agreed definition of what ‘ emotions ‘ are
either.
But, as the inventors of the test point out “ If
a test appears to measure what it is supposed to measure, it has
face validity. “ [ their
italics ]
؟ ؟ ؟
For an alternative stance on the MSCEIT test, see
this viewpoint from the Universities of Haifa :
Princeton : Cincinnati :
“ . . . the ratio of hyperbole to hard evidence is rather high. “
“ The bandwagon may indeed be rolling toward a painful collision with
reality. “
؟ ؟ ؟
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Conducting research
The Human Media Interaction (HMI) group is part of the Department
of Electrical Engineering, Mathematics and Computer Science (EEMCS)
at the University
of Twente, in The Netherlands.
The department’s main focus is on ‘ interactions between human
user and the machine ‘
As part of their investigations they have created a ‘ Virtual
Conductor ‘ which “ leads musicians though tempo and dynamic
changes – corrects
tempo of musicians : follows them when they change tempo and then leads them
back “
Like a real conductor, the avatar conductor takes its cues via audio feedback
from the musicians – referenced to its knowledge of the piece being
played.
“ The project serves as a novel interaction context
in which new aspects of Human-Virtual Human interaction can be investigated. “
To gauge progress so far, be sure to watch : • An explanatory video ( with virtual lady conductor ) here :
• Latest
video ( with virtual gentleman conductor ) here
:
21 MAR 08
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Semantic incoherence reconsidered again.
The Philosophy of Nonsense by Jean-Jacques Lecercle ( now professor of linguistics
at the Université Paris X Nanterre ) was first published in 1994.
It examined ( in its 245 pages ) amphigorical contributions by, amongst
others – Friedrich Nietzsche, Mervyn Peake, Martin Heidegger, Winston
Churchill, The Yonghy-Bonghy-Bò , and Humpty Dumpty .
Now the author has brought nonsense-analysis right up to date with the publication
of Translate
it, translate it not in
the journal ‘ Translation studies ‘.
The essay begins with :
“ . . . the impossibility
of translating nonsense, due to its sheer lack of meaning, “
Then, en passant :
” It envisages the possibility of not translating a text that is always
already translated . . . “
and leads to :
“ . . . a theory of nonsense as a genre that embodies the contradiction
between verbal chaos and verbal constraints, between the need for meaning
and the refusal of meaning . . . “
؟ ؟ ؟
For more examples of nonsense see this
page, as
regurgitated by Really Magazine’s round-trip translation engine.
20 MAR 08 ( late )
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Precision twirling
Link of the day here
Note : There’s also an instructional video available.
Rifle FUNdamentals
( Topics include: Positions & Spins, Adding Body, Starts & Stops,
Flourishes, Double Time Techniques and Tosses.)
20 MAR 08
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Medical wads
The latest issue of the journal Medical Hypotheses carries an interesting
article which asks whether a radical new mechanism could be effective in
persuading scientists to conduct more risky ( and so potentially more
groundbreaking ) research.
The suggestion is that such effects might be achieved via money.
Lots
of it.
Specifically, " mega-cash prizes ( measured in tens of millions
of dollars ). "
Preferably, " to be awarded before the age of fifty.
"
Notably, " Music, acting and sports
are among the few fields in which young people can become fabulously rich
while still young
"
And, if musicians, actors and sportspersons can manage it, then why not
scientists ?
The article is ‘ subscribers
only ‘ ( yours for US $ 31.50 ) - but we
have tracked down a copy on a blog maintained by the journal's Editor-in-Chief. ؟ ؟ ؟
Some previous articles from Medical Hypotheses • Eye color
and hypertension
• Can botulinum
toxin put the restless legs syndrome to rest ?
• Is there
an association between the use of heeled footwear and schizophrenia?
18 MAR 08 ( late edition )
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Jumping Californian
Stick Insects
Timema chumash is the only stick insect ( known to science ) which “ .
. . jumps by rapidly extending the tibiae of both its hind legs simultaneously
from an initially fully flexed position “.
Researchers from the Department of Zoology, at the University
of Cambridge,
recently decided to investigate.
With the aid of high-speed video recordings it was discovered that the insect
not only jumps forward ( with acceleration forces approaching 8g )
- but they can also jump backwards, and ( occasionally ) perform somersaults.
But why does this particular stick insect posses this unique talent
?
Research is still at the theoretical stage, but the professor in charge
of the department suggests “ The jumping
movements would appear to displace Timema in different directions away from
a potential
predator. “
Read an abstract here in the latest edition of Journal of Experimental Biology
and watch a ( necessarily ) short video here :
18 MAR 08
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Are we there yet ?
A new social-science investigation has just been completed by :
• The Institute of Geography, University of Edinburgh,
• The Department of Geosciences, University of Glasgow,
• The Department of Computing Science, University of Glasgow,
• The Department of Geography, University of Exeter,
• The Interactive Institute, Stockholm
• Tri, at Heriot Watt University,
• The Department of Computing, Brunel University,
• The London School of Economics,
• The Department of Sociology, University of Manchester,
• The Department of Computing Science, Brunel University,
• Microsoft Research, Cambridge
• The Department of Sociology, University of Lancaster,
• The IT University, Gothenberg
It examined a straightforward question :
“ What do we do in cars, and how do we do it ? “
Or, to clarify :
“ We spend ever-increasing periods of our lives travelling in cars,
yet quite what it is we do while travelling, aside from driving the vehicle
itself, is largely overlooked. “
In particular, the researchers set out to document an as yet under-investigated
aspect of in-car activity, which the authors call ‘ passengering ‘ (
as distinct from ‘ driving ‘ )
With the aid of 24 video recordings compiled over a number of ordinary car
journeys, the team were able to build up a unique picture of one of the main
features of passengering, namely ‘ talk-in-cars ‘.
Several key features were identified – for example :
“ In the car you cannot walk away from nor walk into a conversation
with another speaker. “
“ Backseat speakers commonly lean forward and
into the gap between the frontseat speakers to launch or participate in
conversations with them. “
“ Initiating or re-initiating conversations often
began with some sort of shuffling and a clearing of the throat. “
In some of the family-centric journeys, there were also several observed
examples of -
“ Children squabbling “
and subsequent related “ Shushing ”
Perhaps not unexpectedly, there were some conversational detours too ( via
Wogan ) [ explanational link here
for non-UK readers ] along with what could be called talk-in-cars
cul-de-sacs - linked, in part,
to some precarious guest-host pairings.
“ Silences can be ‘short’, ‘long’, ‘ambiguous’ ‘preoccupied’ .
. . or emerge specific to a topic “
But, in the end, after 25 pages, the 14 authors arrive at their destination
- thus :
“ . . . we hope this article has served to open up the interior of
the car, as it journeys, as a place of import for society and substantial
interest for social science investigations. “
The paper is published in the latest issue of the journal ‘ Mobilities ‘ It’s ‘ subscribers
only ‘, but Really Magazine has tracked
down a free-access copy parked
here :
17 MAR 08
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Everybody was (
foregrounding the performing body )
Readers who are interested in “ the development
of interpretive socio-cultural understandings of the changing body-self-society
complex “
can turn to the latest issue of the journal Sport in Society, for an article from
the School of Sport and Health Sciences at Exeter university in the UK.
The essay focuses on martial arts films : and draws upon a range of sociological
perspectives of the (male) body including “ ideas
of a martial habitus as legitimate schemes of dispositions . . . “
and concludes that :
“ This focus leads to the emergence of three simple
but important categories of performing body within the genre: the martial-artist-as-actor,
the actor-as-martial-artist
and the 'enhanced' martial-artist-as-actor. “
؟ ؟ ؟
Also don't miss : this
13 MAR 08
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Nothing less than 100%
Researchers randomly selected 50 Nobel Peace Prize speeches and ‘ content-analyzed
' them - to determine which values the speakers extolled most frequently.
The word ‘ Truth ‘ only appeared 38% of the time, and ‘ Responsibility ‘ 81%
of the time. But the most common value-word was a clear winner – appearing
in no less than 100% of the sampled speeches. ‘ Peace ‘.
The article was
published in the penultimate issue of The Journal of Psychology:
Interdisciplinary and Applied.
؟ ؟ ؟
Further research :
Really Magazine has conducted it’s own (
less scientific ) lexical frequency analysis on a Nobel
Peace Prize acceptance speech selected
non-randomly.
Here are the results : Peace 12 occurrences
Carpet 0 occurrences
Bombing 0 occurrences
Cambodia 0 occurrences
Truth 0 occurrences
BackStory :
At the time, the recipient had just completed his lead role in organising
top-secret US airforce raids into Cambodia, which involved dropping more
than 2 million
tons of bombs [source below] , and continued over a period of four years.
Details of the numbers Cambodians killed during the bombing campaigns
are still not confirmed. Estimates varying from 30,000 to as high as 2,500,000.
begin
your investigations here
and then go here for
an update.
12 MAR 08
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Blue Sky Research encounters
Lickable Wallpaper
The Journal of Management Education ‘ Explores the methods and theories
behind management and organizational behaviour education ‘
The
latest edition ( April 2008, Volume 32, No. 2 ) has just been published,
and carries a thought-provoking article from the Open University Business School.
It examines the possibilities of teaching recruitment and selection to
students of management theory – with the use of Roald Dahl's story ‘ Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory ‘ as a paradigmatic template.
The implications of Person–Organization fit (P–O
fit) are discussed with reference to the way in which Willy Wonka uses
( or misuses ) Knowledge,
Skills and Abilities (KSA) criteria to asses job applicants. Citing,
for example, their ability to extract walnuts from their shells intact.
But, say the authors, “ His mistake is his failure
to link these KSAs with performance in any convincing way “
The article goes on to suggest that students of management theory could
benefit by examining issues brought up in the story.
For example by : • Comparing the values of Charlie Bucket and Willy Wonka.
• Asking to what extent the Oompa-Loompas can be considered
an exploited workforce. [ see notes below ]
and - • Examining the way in which Willy Wonka’s approach
to recruitment and selection mirrors the culture of his organization.
The journal article is
for subscribers only, but Really Magazine has tracked down another
free-to-view article
( same authors / same subject ) here.
؟ ؟ ؟ Notes:
The authors recommend referring to the 2005 film version of the story (
starring Johnny Depp ) rather than the book – which, in its
original format has been criticised for portraying a certain amount of what
some have called ‘ racist baggage ‘ - particularly with regard
to the Oompa-Loompas . [ reference ]
11 MAR 08
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Spot the sample # 8
No-one twigged our Spot the Sample #7 competition ( answer
in link below ) so we've placed a new sample, cunningly entitled Spot
the Sample #8.
Go here
Expre$$ions of intere$t
Attention all local councils ( and councilors ) in the UK. There’s
still time to apply to the government for ‘ Siting Partnerships ‘ !
There are £ Millions Billions
[*1] in ( taxpayer's ) cash up for grabs
!
In case you haven’t come across the concept of ‘ Siting Partnerships ‘ they
are :
“ open and transparent partnerships with potential host communities “
In this case the ‘ hosting ‘ will involve 470,000
cubic metres of medium and high-level nuclear waste [*2] – to
be buried somewhere in the chosen district.
Now, it’s true that it will remain über-toxic and highly radioactive
for some tens ( possibly hundreds ) of thousands of years – but consider
the payback, enough to build schools, hospitals, visitor centres, and golf
courses leisure facilities !
( And who knows, perhaps there
might even be enough left over for a bronze bust or two ! )
Which lucky council will end up claiming the bounty ?
Really Magazine isn’t sure, but we’re betting heavily that it
won’t be :
• Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath in Scotland ( the prime
minister’s constituency
)
• Westminster ( the UK’s richest borough ), or
• anywhere near the residences of the key civil servants
who came up with the scheme.
A government ‘ white paper ‘ with further details of the scheme
is expected to be released on April the 1st or soon afterwards.
Read the latest govt. info here
*1 Note :
The exact level of compensation hasn’t
been announced yet - but it’s
expected to be somewhere in the region of 5% of the total costs of the '
disposal ' . . .
Unfortunately, the total cost of the '
disposal ' hasn’t been calculated
yet either . . .
In fact, the methods which might be used haven’t
quite been fully finalised as yet . . .
But the costs to the taxpayers
will certainly run into tens of billions of pounds.
Think hundreds of billions to be on the safe side.
Oh, and there could perhaps be some more waste generation on the horizon . . .
*2 Note :
Includes roughly 70 tonnes of Plutonium, enough to
make around 11,000 Nagasaki -sized N-weapons.
10 MAR 08
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More on interstellar trading.
Following on neatly from yesterday’s note about research at Berry
College - into the possibilities of interstellar trading - comes
a press-release from
the University of Leicester in
the UK announcing their involvement with an interstellar ad-campaign.
With the university’s help, on June the 12th a 30 second video ad
( for Doritos ™ ) will be digitally broadcast towards ' 47
Ursae Majoris ' - due to arrive there sometime around year 2050.
“ Broadcasting an advert extra-terrestrially is
a big and exciting step for everyone on Earth “
“ There could also be potential commercial interest in enterprises
like this. “
؟ ؟ ؟
Further reading : about circuses and media-management from the PR
company which is handling the
publicity.
08 MAR 08
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The unimaginable in pursuit of the intangible
“ The pursuit of easy things makes us weak. It is the pursuit of the
difficult that makes us strong.”
The quote is attributed to Martha Berry, founder of Berry
College in Georgia
US.
And there can be few academic research projects more difficult than trying
to figure out what might happen several hundred, or even several thousand
years into the future.
That has not deterred Berry College's Associate Professor of Government
from publishing an appraisal of trading prospects, not just far far into
the future – but
with alien nations lightyears away.
The paper outlines two difficulties which humans may well encounter if they
try to trade with interplanetary or even interstellar partners.
The first is the truly enormous distances involved – which the professor
points out “ will reduce all or nearly all trade
to the exchange of intangible goods. “
Presumably, ‘ intangible goods ‘ might mean electromagnetically
transferable items such as information, intellectual property, artistic output
etc etc.
But this leads on to the second problem.
Who, or what, would our future-generation entrepreneurs be dealing with
? How likely is it that the alien creatures might understand our intangible
products – or
even want them at all ?
“ Cultural distance is a probable obstacle
to initiating and sustaining such trade. “
See an abstract of the article
here in the latest issue of the peer-reviewed journal AstroPolitics
07 MAR 08
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Lowering the bar
In recent years, a good deal of media attention has been focussed on problems
caused by excessive drinking amongst youngsters. But now new research has
identified another at-risk group, underlining the dangers of disproportionate
alcohol consumption in the elderly.
The study examined records of over 2,000 Medicare™ beneficiaries and found
that ‘ Risky Drinking ‘ ( for the over 65s ) can reduce a person’s
ability to function, increase the risk of falls, and negatively interact
with medication .
“ Risky drinking among those 65 years and older occurs when a person
consumes more than seven drinks per week or more than three drinks on a single
day. “
And, of those surveyed, 9% fell into the risky set.
The research was carried out at Brandeis University.
؟ ؟ ؟ Today’s press release here :
06 MAR 08
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The Blue Screen of the Apocalypse
Not many religious philosophers have examined the possible links between
the concepts of The Apocalypse and advances promised by Artificial
Intelligence. (A.I.)
But a new research paper from Manhattan College, New York – just
published in the Journal
of the American Academy of Religion – does
just that.
The author compiles, compares and analyses spectacular pronouncements from
both A.I. visionaries and traditional religious groups :
Such as :
“ Human beings will cast off the limitations
of their bodies for mechanical and virtual bodies that will live forever
in eternal bliss. “
“ Having downloaded their consciousnesses into
machines, human beings will possess enhanced mental abilities and, through
their infinite replicability,
immortality. “
“ Reconfigured bodies will combine humanity with the divine glory
of the celestial realm. “ “ The new world will dissolve sadness and bring humanity
into contact with the
divine. “
The paper seems to overlook though the tricky problem of
what might happen to all the surplus human-beings ‘ left over ‘ after such a transformation – which
presumably wouldn’t include everyone on the planet .
. .
However, with computation / robotics / A.I. in mind, the following revelation
from the paper does take on a whole new set of possible meanings :
“ A loud bang accompanies both the beginning and the
end of the world. In the final
days, there will be war and pain and sorrow and false prophets and much gnashing
of teeth. “
Read the full paper here :
05 MAR 08
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The Origins of Jams
“ . . . it is commonly believed that a bottleneck causes a traffic
jam. “
However, is it possible to have a traffic jam without a bottleneck ?
Yes,
say researchers from the Many Body System Group at Nagoya University, Japan.
To prove their point the researchers adopted a refreshingly real-world approach – as
opposed to a computer-software models that many would have chosen for such
an investigation.
They built a 230 metre-long circular track and asked 22 car drivers to drive
around it at a constant 30 km/h.
They failed.
Because, sure enough, clearly defined ‘ stop and go ‘ waves
of congestion soon started to appear.
“ In short, traffic flow is a non-equilibrium physical system consisting
of moving particles with asymmetric interaction of exclusive effect. “
Or, as their press release reveals, the real origin of traffic jams is often
-
" simply the result of there
being too many cars on the road. "
Read the full research article, published today in the New Journal of
Physics , here
04 MAR 08
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Spot the sample # 7
No one's got it yet, so we've increased the sample-length a bit . . .
Once upon a time . . .
There was a naughty website which sometimes published items about
alleged skullduggeries and wrongdoings.
One day, a cheeky person posted details of what they said was a possible
alleged purported misdeed by a Swiss bank - which they implied might
perhaps possibly have been facilitating money-laundering operations
for
the ultra rich ( to the tune of $4.5B or so, via anonymizing offshore
shell structures ).
Who could credit it ?
Now, the bank told a very very very high up and big powerful legal
judge, and he said that the naughtiness had gone too far - and ordered that
the entire website be
shut down
immediately – which it was.
But . . . the website had a ‘ special magic copying mirror ‘ in
Belgium.
And another one in Spain, and Sweden, and Germany, and China, and
India, and Japan, and Laos, and East Timor, and Western Samoa,
and New Zealand,
and even one located in the middle of the Indian Ocean, 2600
kilometres northwest of Perth in Western Australia and 500
kilometres
south
of Jakarta, Indonesia.
On a little rocky isle called Christmas Island . . .
So, before you could say ' un-numbered letterbox account ' several thousand
people went to have a good look
at the puported indictments. Which they would never have even noticed without
the judge's help.
The bank was very very cross, and wished it had kept quiet.
؟ ؟ ؟
The moral of this story is : People who live in glass buildings should
never try to herd cats.
Further
reading
Update : 06 Mar. An astonishingly similar example
of cat herding is now on
hold.
01 MAR 08
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